Thu
Apr
2
Things overheard during the 2000 mile roadtrip with my infamous grandparents, Pricka and J2:
- Pricka: (after I took the reins, my dad tried to describe the cities I would be passing through) Jesus, you would make a piss poor Mexican.
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- J2: Look at all of those houses. They all look the same. If you were drunk you would never be able to find your house.
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- Pricka: That Rachel Maddow is a first class bitch.
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- J2: Talk about calling the kettle black. I think she tried out every guy in [hometown].
- Pricka: J! Don't talk like that!
- J2: Oh, sorry. She may have missed one or two
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- Pricka: (from the backseat to my dad, who is not named simon) You are messing up, mister. (to me) Hold on, I have to tell Simple Simon what to do. (to my father, her son-in-law) Let's see if we can mess this up, too.
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- and the winner....
- (before even leaving the driveway)
- Pricka: I just have one thing to say before we leave...
- J2: Good, I'm glad we got that over with.
