I am from the middle of fucking Iowa.

I'd love an email: corndujour@gmail.com
Tue Mar 24

Discussions about our upcoming reunion in college town

  • CR: Where do you want to eat?
  • Me: I don't care
  • CR: I had a dream about [delicious ice cream place] fudge nut bars and concretes. They said I couldn't buy them anymore cause I'm not a student.
  • Me: That's hilarious.
  • CR: It also had something to do with me not running enough anymore. Like only skinny runner students can have ice cream.
  • Me: What a crime
  • CR: It was a dream but it made me crave that crap more. I'm glad there are no good ice cream places here (which would be Bristol, Conneticut)
  • Me: I try to stay away here
  • CR: At least you are running and walking places
  • Me: Sometimes
  • CR: I drive and sit on my butt and eat
  • Me: Yes, but I also drink, heavily
  • CR: I'm going to have to take it slow. I've only drank once since I last saw you.
  • Me: Holy crap, I've had a drink all but one of the last 13 days. I have the tolerance of a fat sailor right now.
  • CR: And I have his parrot's tolerance