I am from the middle of fucking Iowa.

I'd love an email: corndujour@gmail.com
Mon Mar 16

Birthday Santa please bring me...

  • The ability to eat as much of Magnolia's banana pudding as I want without ever gaining a pound
  • YSL tribute platform sandals (in luggage painted leather, obvi)
  • A saint bernard and an apartment to fit it in
  • An IV so that I can make it through this week
  • The power to transport my family and best friends at the snap of my fingers
  • A handbag (I'm far too indecisive to ever pick one to even suggest)
  • A job that I love
  • A single Nigel Barker begging me to marry him
  • A little gift in the mail everyday for the next year, because getting fun packages in the mail is the best ever
  • World peace