Wed
Feb
18
A, my best friend, and her new lover do puppy love things like playing the animal game.... how cute.
- A: We've been trying to figure out what animal all of our friends are...
- K: (finishing her sentence)... and we decided you're a chipmunk.
- Me: Oh, great, thanks. How am I a chipmunk? My chubby cheeks (the same reason I swear people tell me I look like Hannah Montana and Hayden Panettiere)
- K: No, its your big brown blinky eyes
- A: Yeah, your big blinky eyes... so cute everyone wants to pet you, but then when someone gets close you bite the shit out of them. Yeah, you're definitely a chipmunk.
