I am from the middle of fucking Iowa.

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Fri Feb 6
After creating this masterpiece, the sweet, little artist took this home to her mother.  The next day the mom sent a letter to her daughter’s teacher.  It read:
Dear Ms. Davis,   I want to be very clear regarding my child’s illustration.  It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.  I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter about how much money we made in the recent snow storm.  My daughter’s drawing is of me selling a shovel.   Mrs. Harrington

After creating this masterpiece, the sweet, little artist took this home to her mother.  The next day the mom sent a letter to her daughter’s teacher.  It read:

Dear Ms. Davis,
 
I want to be very clear regarding my child’s illustration.  It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint.  I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter about how much money we made in the recent snow storm.  My daughter’s drawing is of me selling a shovel.
 
Mrs. Harrington