I am from the middle of fucking Iowa.

I'd love an email: corndujour@gmail.com
Thu Feb 5

If I was rolling in dough I would….

leave my change in the vending machine after making a purchase. So people like poor little me who walk all the way to the vending machine just to find out the remains of my coin jar leave me 5 cents short of the cheesy deliciousness of that white cheddar, popcorn-like heaven-in-a-bag, can devastatingly hit coin return just to miraculously find a little surprise in the change slot - extra.