I am from the middle of fucking Iowa.

I'd love an email: corndujour@gmail.com
Mon Feb 2
Hurriedly browsing through my dashboard I misread this and thought it said “kitten” not “kitchen.”  Phew.
sarahgoodreau:

3 years ago we helped set my friends kitchen on fire.

Hurriedly browsing through my dashboard I misread this and thought it said “kitten” not “kitchen.”  Phew.

sarahgoodreau:

3 years ago we helped set my friends kitchen on fire.