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Fri Jan 30
livejamie: The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built I’ve had some memorable superbowls, which include but are not limited to, 20 lbs of meatballs, shots at every change of possession, the annual ‘hiking’ photo, and my two best friends (we’ll be one down this year).  Since football games are inherently boring and the commercials this year are going to blow (an insider has leaked to me that a sell your gold for money commercial has a halftime spot), to spice things up I intend to convince said remaining friend to play a friendly game of cheese football and then smash her face in this when i win. Touchdown.

livejamie:

The Greatest Snack Food Stadium Ever Built

I’ve had some memorable superbowls, which include but are not limited to, 20 lbs of meatballs, shots at every change of possession, the annual ‘hiking’ photo, and my two best friends (we’ll be one down this year).  Since football games are inherently boring and the commercials this year are going to blow (an insider has leaked to me that a sell your gold for money commercial has a halftime spot), to spice things up I intend to convince said remaining friend to play a friendly game of cheese football and then smash her face in this when i win. Touchdown.