Lunch at soy (luck club) - your not cool unless your...
Mar 3rd
vigilance
bendickinson: the moment at which being present is most painful is the moment at which being present...
Mar 2nd
I am in a most peculiar circumstance at...
Yes, indeed.
Feb 28th
Does she love you?
Feb 26th
Today would be corndujour’s first birthday. More to...
Feb 20th
I’m headed home today…
Feb 19th
Going postal has taken on a brand new...
The valentine my mom sent was set to arrive yesterday. Yes, its a little late but after my only...
Feb 18th
A, my best friend, and her new lover do...
A: We've been trying to figure out what animal all of our friends are...K: (finishing her sentence)... and we decided you're a chipmunk.
Me: Oh, great, thanks. How am I a chipmunk? My chubby cheeks (the same reason I swear people tell me I look like Hannah Montana and Hayden Panettiere)
K: No, its your big brown blinky eyes
A: Yeah, your big blinky eyes... so cute everyone wants to pet you, but then when someone gets close you bite the shit out of them. Yeah, you're definitely a chipmunk.
Feb 18th
“Cause its retarted”
— My boss about an idea that I...
— My boss about an idea that I...
Feb 11th
Listen
Cat Power - I Found a Reason (cover)
Feb 11th
“Damn, it feels good to be a tiger”
— Mizzou
— Mizzou
Feb 10th
New playlist, beautiful day, 76 minute...
Feb 9th
Listen
Digable Planets - Pacifics
Thanks for the all the great sunday song suggestions. This one was...
Feb 8th
After creating this masterpiece, the sweet, little artist...
Feb 6th
If I was rolling in dough I would....
leave my change in the vending machine after making a purchase. So people like poor little me who...
Feb 5th
Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Day - My superbowl party was...
Feb 4th
Just some of the things I've consumed in...
Feb 2nd
All men, specifically ones who have seen me...
Feb 2nd
Hurriedly browsing through my dashboard I misread this and...
Feb 2nd